I am 39 and holding - that's my story...

Ok, I am not really thirty-nine but that is what I have been telling my grandchildren for 10 years!!  They are not sure of my real age and I think we will keep it a secret as long as possible.  I know that they will find out one day but by then maybe they will just pretend that I am still 39 for this old lady's sake.  When they ask why I am younger than their parents I simply tell them the good lord said I didn't have to get any older once I became a grandmother (that was almost twelve years ago and I was 50 at the time!!).  I even told them I had a certificate that said the same thing - but they are all computer savvy and said I could have printed it up myself!  When did kids get so smart at such a young age??  I am glad I still have sweet little Megan (five years old) who still believes everything I say.